I only gave you my number because I thought fat people were jolly
After doing lines off my chest, she said, "do you even know how fast I could suck your cock right now?!!" and her friend said, "yea she totally could".
I don't care that you fucked her. I'm offended that once again, you fucked someone with me in the room because you assumed I was asleep.
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
He just told me that he goes squirrel hunting. NO LONGER BANGABLE.
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
I don't see what kind of idea someone could get from an envelope covered in jesus stickers and a note from a person and their dog. I'd say crazy person alert before flirting.
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
he was extremely fucked up- he thought my sports bra was his boxers. even when his leg wouldnt fit. at least whiskey dick wasnt a problem
Hi I am too sober and out of rum. Translation: I owe you some beer. Also, get better taste in beer.
I woke up with a thorn in my belly button. A THORN!
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
While he was fucking me, he just stopped and said, "Mike says Hi." Then proceeded to fuck me.
What did you do?
What do you say to that!? But, when I came, I screamed out my full name.
tell me about the fingering
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