I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
dude your girlfriend is running naked down the hall with a raw chicken taped to her stomach saying this is what I'll look like pregnant...run far far away
I would like to apologize for asking to take advantage of you, wishing you a horny Hanukkah and whatever "abd ethw prnym to mzbe yur penis cna be friends" means.
I'm trying to spell out I love you with a series of photos of my penis, but I just realized I can't do the Y of you
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
I don't know. She kept pirouetting across the kitchen while making dinner. I just sat there stoned.
You knocked on your freshman year room door, told the kids who opened it "I own you", and attempted to force-feed them everclear.
Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
Is it tacky to frame a negative pregnancy test?
I helped you wax your vagina and you won't even get me Corn Nuts you fucking bitch?
This morning when you were fucking me you said you'd go to the store and get me tampons and a 30 pack
Last time I "ran into him" I ended up with the clap and had to explain why the ladder was missing from the garage.
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