I told her it just looked small because my balls were gigantic. She bought it.
He is such a gentleman, he paid for my plan b
Drunken candy land NOW. Dont fight the urge... you want to.
I am drunk as shit eating pancakes. I am not the person to call.
my mom found all the used condoms in my bed side table
whatd she say to you?
no words- put them all in a circle, put the bible in the middle
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
I just had to explain to my 62 year old advisor what "tea-bagging" was in the middle of her lecture. I smell extra credit. And maybe a demonstration.
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
Turns out the average person our age has never run from the cops. Life: we're doing it right.
That guy drinking savagely was actually at his buddy's gay bachelor party in the male stripper section. He came over to the chicks side so we drank with him.
He had some sort of penis-related post traumatic stress disorder, but body shots seemed to wake him up
So you've been sexting me while spending time with your family
I'm a family man but I have priorities
Are you feeling better yet?
I need a nap and a new butthole
Protip if he licks the back of your knee and you reflexively kick him your game of 'lick the lady' is over.
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