I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
you told me to make out with him to promote the social success of the sorority
Got to see someone fall down the stairs while holding hot coffee and a folder full of papers. Best Monday ever.
He called me a "functional alcoholic" like its a bad thing.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
I hope the walls stop moving before my manager notices that i'm still drunk.
thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
like i literally can feel my uterus getting frustrated at me for not being pregnant.
He literally wrote out a schedule. On it, there's a taco break, and a spot where I start crying.
Everyone should just give me a copy of their keys. I take your dog out and I bring beer.
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
If someone tells me they're a paramedic, how inappropriate is it for me to ask what their save to kill ratio is?
We hooked up and he sent me home with a plant and skittles lmao
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