If that was your dad, he is hot
My life is like a Sweet Valley High book but with lots of alcohol.
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
i called her out for picking her nose in public and he still wonders why i don't like her!
did i have both of my shoes on when the bouncer threw us out last night?
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
Im just a social blackout drinker.
I just made an agreement with this milf to shoot her daughters wedding in exchange for blow jobs. Going pro was the best choice I ever made.
Bro that's the last time I try to stick my penis in a bowl of jello. I can't believe your sister ate that, did she not see my dick mold
In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
I woke up to pizza pinned to my wall. So that's that.
His birthday is on Valentines Day, of course he's getting a blowjob
Oh damn it. Let me get a beer. I can't take anymore bad news. Hold on.
I skipped the handshake and went right for a dickshake I had him minutes after I saw him.
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