Her "get-your-paper-done-early-blowjob" incentive is the thing that has successfully deterred my procrastination
I justified spending $400 stocking my bar to my sister by saying it was an investment
Personally I think it's a tremendous investment
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
Maybe walking up to the cops busting our party with a "Things go better with Coke" t-shirt on and asking for my extra license back that my little brother got busted with wasn't the best idea of the night.
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
I must have drunkenly masturbated really loud last night, cause my roommate and his wife wont look at me
Saxophones in my mind. I swear someone dosed me.
Like I feel like I use my high IQ for the wrong things
i formally give you permission to eat me when i pass out
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
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