I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
When she talks to me all I hear are 5 generations of inbreeding speaking.
we ran out of cups so i finished the night drinking out of a paint can.
Its 6 am and me and the girl in the next apartment have been taking turns puking and yelling "never agaaaain" thru the walls.
My goal for tonight is to swipe my debit card through those weird rolls on the back of a big bald guy's head.
If you're receiving this text it's probably because I drunkenly flashed you on Saturday. Sorry for forcing you to look at my tits. That was uncalled for.
Sorry I drunkenly insulted your air mattress last night. You still could have fucked me on it though.
Do they mail horrible human being awards or do I have to pick it up or what's the protocol on that shit
best eviction party ever.
it wasn't an eviction party you asshole, you just happened to get yourself evicted during the party.
He literally just made me hold his dick while he peed cause he wanted to know if I could aim as good as him
I was pretty pissed in the morning when I realized he had fucked the fake tattoo right off my chest.
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
Legit just looked at the gin bottle and said, “Aw fuck, I’m going to feel this in the morning.”
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