So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I'm in a subway station watching a tranny do her makeup. This is like watching a unicorn giving birth.
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
I'm so covered in bruises. God dammit drunk me. We are a lady.
I just woke up in his house on his bathroom floor with an IV in my arm.
He waited until after foreplay to tell me that he didn't have a condom and "we" would just have to settle for a bj tonight...
I WILL NOURISH YOU WITH SOUP AND PENIS!!!!!! And a sandwich of your choosing.......you like turkey?
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
Gave up on finding an ashtray.... just started flicking it in my purse.
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
I just saw someone dressed as a bear leave your house on a motorcycle. I guess you guys are having a good time.
Bro, she said she wanteo to fuck me with my white Nike cap on so I resemble a douchebag. I think my choice of women might be coming into question
Even his sexts are poetic. He said breasts instead of tits so I'm gonna lock this shit down asap
I'm drunk still and I cried and now I'm watching Whitney Houston singing the national anthem and I'm crying more
There were firefighters and a fire truck up the street. I asked what was wrong and their exact words were "Just a tiny explosion; it'll be all right"
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