just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
This is so stupid. Now I have to call the party planner and tell her that the break up party is off. They decided to get back together.
On the bright side I still get a $20 referral bonus at the plasma center even though he passed out during donation because he was so high.
Look, as a friend I'm asking to see a picture of his tiny dick
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
No. I'm too high for this. I gotta focus my mind for my future Hooter's interview
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
I had very briefly met him a few years ago. My friend was tired of hearing us both complain about being horny. She figured she would fuck two birds with one stone.
Great. Now I have to produce, edit and leak a sex tape before Saturday. Fundraising is hard.
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
All I want to do is shower, but there is a keg in there.
I've never wanted anyone to have herpes as I much as I want him to right now.
i dunno, a lot of my childhood feels like a drugged up fever dream
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
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