And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
Im doing shots of vodka in the bathroom covered in pillows.
Tornado warnings are fun!
Alright we have to be drunk.before noon tomorrow. Its a new law i just got passed through congress. It goes into effect imediately
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
I woke up with my panties in the cat food dish, and everything covered in honey and bruises.
Brightest idea yet: lets drink enough at ladies-drink-free nights to make up for the cost of tampons. Breaking even on having vaginas!
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
if you're the one who put those dollar bills in my bra last night, thank you because I just used that money to get myself a coffee
Just because your gf gives mediocre bjs doesn't mean I can fill that void
Sad realization: so long as I use this sleep apnea machine, I will never be the little spoon!
I dropped my pants and she just stared until she asked how is that even possible? Best night ever lmao
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