I think tonya harding is in my dwi class!
Ask her how she and Jeff Gillooly split the cats after the divorce.
At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
I was speaking french the whole night. Until i got arrested. Then I decided I should probably start speaking English.
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
i had them turn on teen mom at the bar so i wouldnt be tempted to go home and make babies with the guy next to me
I have discovered my latent superpower. If a friend is dating a bi chick they will inevitably try and talk me into a threesome.
I broke out the Krispy Kreme, and am possibly having random internet sex in less than an hour. I think I got this breakup under control.
No more. You can't have nice things, and vodka is a nice thing.
You know I'm having a rough day when I'm curled up in the corner eating Spaghettios.
Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
You ever just SEE a guy and know he's good at choking someone out?
It's 3 am.
If I call him daddy should I get him a father's day card? Serious question
We decorated the tree, drank wine, and he went down on me with Christmas music on in the background. Christmas IS coming.
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