I'm not a real person
I'm sorry, everyone knows that
Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
literally had 100 drinks last night.
forget your mom, you can see her anytime. A one night stand only happens ONE night.
what made you think it was a good idea to trust the girl that hides tequila in her backpack?
yea pretty sure we followed the trail of your spaghetti-o vomit to find the car
did i get hit in the head with a hammer? someone just asked me...
she added emergen-c to the bong-water bro, brilliant.
Vague recollection of me ripping your shirt off at the bar... I hope I asked first, otherwise that's real rude.
Can vaginas get frostbite?
Anyway. I unfriended all of these people like a grown up and I am never talking to them again
This time last year, you were undressing me from my gecko costume and getting freaky in a public bathroom. Tough to top that New Years Eve.
At least you didn’t announce to an entire bar you’ve eaten pussy, and then knocked your beer over.
All I know is I woke up cuddling a jar of peanut butter....
I DEMAND FORESKIN
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