i just realized Britney Spears and I are more alike than I thought. Both of us have our parents in complete control of our lives, we both have restraining orders on previous boyfriends, and we all know both of us can put on a hell of a show
erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
I wanna get so fucked up that I try to catch a coyote in a pillowcase, breakdance fight a lion, and send back some toast at Denny's when I see its slightly burnt.
After I talked about my ex for about twenty minutes, she just listened, sluts are so understanding
im holly from the hills drunk
Just drove through Taco Johns wearing a drug rug and no pants. When I rolled down my window, the girl paused for a minute before saying "um... 4.07"
Feeling better?
I can stand long enough to do the dishes finally. Been trying that all day.
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
Btw I'm currently writing a paper in a beer garden. Be proud.
Been awake for 50 some odd hours. I've discovered I can spew out maaaad papers whilst coked out of my face. My roommates probably think I'm dead. Money well spent. You?
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
The only difference between us and a pack of 14 year old girls is substance abuse
Yeah we fucked. I ran into her the next day, I had to pick up the girl scout cookies I ordered from her boyfriends kids.
I'M GOING TO FUCK AN ENTIRE ORCHESTRA AND NOTHING CAN STOP ME
The band club does not count as an orchestra
I will feed you tacos. I will touch your butt. Happy Valentine's Day ❤️
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