we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
apparently i tried to put my coat in the microwave.
I just saw grafitti that read "Mug The Fart Eater". Really, Memphis? That's all you've got?
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
She saved the condom from the first time we did it.
Yeah apparently i got lonely because everyone was hooking up so i took matters into my own hands. I woke up on the floor spooning a vaccuum cleaner, a mop, 40 paper cups, and industrial grade detergent.
He kept trying to order 'sex on the tennis courts' for a drink last night
She said she wanted to have closure sex.
After all the hair products he's stolen from me, he better fucking be gay.
Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
Like he and the nurses kept being so persistent with it and I just wanted to run out of there in my backless gown and yell FUCK OFF BITCHES IM OUT
I'm about to be a GTA V widow, he could at least throw me a bone. Literally.
At least I got steroids and a baguette out of the deal
Hold on I'll be right there, I can't find my arm.
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