i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened
nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
You know it was a challenge blowing out the candles. It was hard to think of a wish, while drunk, with a concussion.
He pissed on a police station. Then expected to not be arrested. Sounds accurate.
I plan on drinking enough to kill at least 2 frat boys and make an aa meeting weep for joy
I think i'm the first person to get kicked out of a club while completely sober. Come outside please!!
We should probably feel disgusted that we took turns eating and drunkenly passing around a burrito the size of a small dog but i’m ok with it.
never planned on seeing last weekend's one night stand again, much less be on the same plane as him..
I may or may not have spent student loan money on a vibrator, that falls under living expenses right?
My professor just told my lab he could drive us around town in his 1991 Lincoln towncar limo for our bar crawl. This just keeps getting better!
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
One of my nipples looks nothing like the other...i don't know how this happened
I think/hope James is drunk. He's standing in the front lawn loudly declaring "I AM a popsicle!" Over and over....
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