And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
Whenever I'm sad I just imagine if babies were born with mustaches...
apparently when i got back to tyler's i layed face down on the bed and yelled "don't hurt my asshole!"
Red Bull/Vodka? You bet I'm showing everyone my penis tonight.
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
I just walked by that girl who tried to commit suicide over me in high school. That was weird.
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
we got 12 live crabs and then we got really stoned and know we're playing with the crabs. thats nom watermellon nom. now i'm plaing with a crap whos such a gentleman
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
Say what you want, but those Fraggle Rock DVDs have gotten me laid twice.
I'm washing down the sadness with shots of vodka.
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
yeah, you could tell they werent used to the strange things that i say. they were all outright shocked when i told one guy i hoped someone kidnapped him and stretched his dickhole over a fire hydrant
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
I'm going to preface tonight by saying that I'm sorry for tequila, shopping carts, and having to chase me.
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