she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
I fucked a guy named chris tucker last night
I just google mapped his house on satellite so i can really see how much money he has. Does that make me shallow?
I'm so hungover even the car commercials make me nauseas
Just got a birthday card from Camel. How am I supposed to stop smoking when they care?
im the best fifth wheel. all four of them separately bribed me to never speak of what happened last night
So much for doing Irish car bombs in my grandpa's memory.... Asshole.
She proposed we share a dildo. Hopefully she was joking.
I'm good. We walked you back to my apartment and you demanded to eat the sandwich I made for him
I know it was a good night because I got a lecture from my roommates mom about stranger danger
making my breakfast out of the pot brownies we made last night. Safe to say it's time to go grocery shopping.
Also food confession I ate an entire bag of starburst jelly beans today. and a plan B. All around think I hit all my nutrients
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
Lost and found: pink cotton underwear next to my bed and soaking wet Reebok socks or boxers in a plastic bag...in my fridge🤔
Want to go to Victoria’s Secret? His fiancée is out of town and I’m going to try and stop the wedding with lingerie and lots adventurous sex
Absolutely! I love a good sexual filibuster!
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