so we started it doggy style, but since we were really drunk kinda fell to the side and turned into a 'lazy dog'... my new favorite position btw
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
im probably shirtless right now with a bottle of jack watching horton hears a who. this is a judgement free zone.
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
Let's just say, at one point i got woken up at 4am by a naked guy who was offering me steak, in a cup.
I am too drunk to deal with your everything. Reread this everytime you feel the need to talk to me.
it would be so handy to have a fax machine attached to my body
I wish I could understand how you function in society
I seem to have forgotten that I am wearing a one piece bathing suit under my clothes
I actually bought food at McDonald's as an apology for what I was about to do to their bathroom.
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
I can't find the remote or the Doritos. Someone call 911. S.O.S. I sent this in Braille.
Well, he asked what my sign was, then proceeded to critique me on my beer pong stance... I really need to raise my standards.
Let's be real. I'm the Usain Bolt of running away after hookups. Fastest (wo)man alive.
Well, he pretended he was climbing me like he was a monkey and I was a tree during sex.
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