i got us presents. or arrested. we shall see!
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
You have to understand, this is the first time I'm looking at a whopper sober.
In hindsight buying the pill crusher with my vicodin prescription might have been too much.
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
Found my underwear in a solo cup. That about sums up this weekend.
But here's the wonderful thing about us. It's us. You could invite me over, get really wasted and end up sleeping with someone else and id be there in the morning to take you to breakfast.
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
We got stuck in traffic in the tunnel while we were smoking weed. We were afraid to air out the car.
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
But truly, sorry about your empty vagina
Thanks boo.
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
Had to claim I'd "gone lesbian" to get my cat back. Thank God I got away from that one.
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