Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
i'm eating jello out of a teacup with a fork. awesome?
.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
somethin' about having sex in my parents bed makes me feel like l'm finally an adult.
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
Too lazy to make dinner. Had chocolate and scotch instead. Check in with me in a half hour.
Oh and in case you were wondering it is not a good idea to eat weed brownies and then go out to the bar. When I got off the bar stool my high had just hit me and I felt like Bambi taking his first steps
Apparently I missed the "You may have to jack off a horse" part of the application.
You did things that should be illegal to a Twinkie and asked strangers to drive you home.
I would professionally fuck the shit out of her
Public service announcement: Just bc it is Margarita Monday does NOT mean your stomach will readily accept that much alcohol. There IS a reason it isn't called Magical Monday. On that note, better luck on Tequila Tuesday.
My last one night stand called me today. Apparently I gave him a yeast infection in his mouth. Not sure how I should feel about this.
We're pretty sure we got naked at Pride, so running the two blocks to your place in my underwear is a step up the dignity ladder really.
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