I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
If I see one more duchette wearing Ed Hardy, but not actually having a real tattoo. I swear Im gonna shank a bitch.
His roomates just started party boying me. He stood there with the look of horror on his face.
you woulda been proud of me tonight though. i only made out with 2 guys. and in my defense one of them was to get a job after graduation.
Some great men died of syphilis. I accept your compliment.
Well I blew a guy I barely know in full view of a homeless camp. That's pretty tame for me.
Do you think you're physically and mentally capable of killing me? Because I'd really appreciate it.
His penis smells like laundry I just wanted to cuddle it
I don't know what I was talking about but I just threw up in ikea. You can't get out of this place it's a fucking labyrinth.
You rubbed a frozen pizza in my face. The concerning part was that it was semi cooked from our body heat
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
They took the TVs out of the gym and the mini-Mart only had 2% milk. 2015 wants me to be fat
Both guys that I'm dating were waiting for me in the parking lot after work. Literally the most awkward situation I have ever been in
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
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