if this week's events in iraq have taught me anything, it's that when pulling out, always expect a mess...
Do you think Tom Brady went home tonight and changed his facebook status to "pink with lace"?
As soon as the judge read that I rear ended the car from getting roadhead he chuckled. You know he's been there before.
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
You brought us all personal gifts you had stolen from the party and bellowed "hoes hoes hoes, clepto Santa loves you"
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
OMG BTW REMEMBER HOW HE ORDERED PIZZA THAT ONE TIME WE HOOKED UP. APPARENTLY HE WAS HANDING IT OUT TO PEOPLE WHO LIVE IN MY BUILDING AS HE WAS LEAVING
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
Walgreens has pop rocks. Be prepared to get your dick sucked.
She ordered an O'douls. That was the end of that date
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
If there's anything my liberal arts education has taught me, it's belligerence.
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
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