well I can't set my house on fire every night
I'm fucking your sister right now.
You motherfucker
She's next.
the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
There's a fat drunk walrus bitch here next to me and shes already puked and now falling on herself
OH FUCK NOW HER BOYFRIEND IS MAKING OUT WITH HER VOMIT HOLE
Sounds like a good blink 182 concert...
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
tell that swedish kid i didnt take his shotgun. he GAVE it to me.
he called me from germany to tell me about all the gummy bears he bought...i'm doubting his sobriety
Hes still mad that I left the room mid-hookup to go get a pickle from the fridge.
i watched you ride a mechanical penis. nothing is awkward between us anymore.
This coming from the girl who broke up with a guy because she found out he played the tuba in middle school.
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
I woke up and he was just feeling up my stomach. I felt like buddha and he was rubbing my belly for good luck. never again.
I got picked up after "I just threw up in my face". Then I had very specific instructions involving the bathtub.
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
Its okay I found my bra. ...it was on your cat. I wont ask questions.
I don't have a cat..?
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