so the car was packed with everything from my dorm, plus my mom. during the 6 hour trip home she found my kama sutra. started flippin through it.....
oh shit that had to have been awkward
i thought so too. until she asked what the check marks were for
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
I should do something nice for her. Like sign her up for "What Not To Wear."
Just did a kegstand with my dad. Happy fathers day.
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
We decided we needed a drinks fridge in our bathroom.
the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
I woke up last night a kitchen floor with my shirt off and I love America written on my leg in eye liner
We compared her boobs to bacon. I'm probably going to have to justify that.
Awkward is sitting in your parking spot and making eye contact with every one of your next door neighbors two hours before you have a threesome.
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
Could you just like have a friend who feels bad for me and secretly always wanted to have sex with me
Only a true best friend would remind you to make sure your cucumber dildo is organic
you would not believe who i just fucked on my lunch break
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