I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
I am going to get arrested. I am yelling fuck repeatedly, wearing a Bird jersey and polka dot pants while pounding wine. Amazing mug shot to follow.
Yeah I think we tried to use the shower curtain as a parachute because its tied to my backpack with some string. Dont know if anyone actually attempted it though.
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
she fell through a window trying to flash someone
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
No dude I got way too drunk to function. 90% sure I tried to FaceTime 911.
Did you send me a snapchat of your sister triple kissing two other girls?!!! You might be the greatest friend the world ever made
Haha never eat brownies from a guy with batman pajamas
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
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