wtf he couldnt undo my bra, i asked him if it was his first time and he said "with a girl? yeah"
At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
life is all about the fine print - all i wanted was a fucking pony.
Her pussy was so beautiful. That's what I'LL miss the most. Not the omelets. You're the roommate, obviously our priorities on this situation are vastly different.
Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
im the best fifth wheel. all four of them separately bribed me to never speak of what happened last night
No I got myself stoned. With her bowl. She was just a casualty of the War on Sobriety.
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
Best sex of my life. But I think it's because I like his apartment. Really nice bed sheets. High vaulted ceilings. I wanted to lay there forever.
You're getting old. Was it located in a nice school district for your future offspring?
You have 4 bottles of kahlua in ur drawers but no sox
Blowing a married man is so much more important than a 12 year olds basketball game.
Dead. I am actually dead. Also, worst nightmare confirmed: throwing up in a four hundred person lecture.
Nothing says hey I wanna be your friend again like ambushing me with a dick pic
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