Her boobs looked like leather oven mitts. No more cougar hunting for awhile.
At least he could have found a MILF, she's a dbl bagger. No wonder he goes to counseling.
Yeah..you can't spell Prozac without Zac(h).
I just got off a plane from Mexico. At least 15 passengers dashed to the bathroom throughout the flight. Can you tell its spring break?
unrelatedly i think im gonna download boogie nights just to see mark wahlberg's penis
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
i never thought it was possible to fit gay, redneck and asian into the same sentence before i met you.
and this wasn't even the first one i'd hooked up with
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
Is it too early to start a donation jar for my 4th of july hospital bills?
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
wow. there is a man who hates the post office more than me. he is causing a scene, this is a snapshot of elderly me.
Homophobes nationwide are huddled in their bunkers tonight and I can't stop giggling. Could be the wine.
Your choices in alcohol this weekend are thoroughly disappointing
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
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