You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
her vagina looked like a handful of raisins.
I was so drunk last night, I had to Wikipedia what i did.
I'm going to go hang out on a giant wooden pirate ship for 5 days.
it's one of those mornings where you are proud of yourself just for waking up.
Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
I'm so proud of your ability to turn my Charlie horse last night into anal sex.
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
Dude best one night stand i woke she was cleaning our fridge while waiting for the cab to show
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
I just had to explain to an 70+ year old lady what 'coitus' was. This was not in my job description.
Today we memorialize my orgasms. Taken from me over six months ago, gone too soon. Here's to hoping we'll see one again
It was get out of line and go pee and get no beef briskit. Or stay in line, pee my pants, but have beef briskit. I really wanted my beef briskit
if I start to respond to these political texts with a middle finger emoji - do you think they will get the hint?
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