she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
you ended the night by relentlessly sucking on my hips bone and hand demanding milk. you said it was because you were a tiger
how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
Can you come over to my place and make up for the crap you called sex yesterday?
Good morning to you
I never thought that taking apart multiple age 5 and under puzzles would be part of my house party clean up process.
Yeah, sorry about that. I just couldn't stop.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
let's just skip the pleasantries and go back to my place for pizza and casual sex
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
She asked me to go inside, make myself a drink and slip into something a little more naked.
Hahah fuck. I keep looking to make sure that stupid line doesn't show up when my guards are down. Babies can sense fear.
How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
Sex and sushi don't even sound good right now... I might be on my death bed. To my Liz, I leave my extensive movie collection and my drinking supplies. To Olive I leave my car. Cause every Scottish terrier needs a 2010 Camaro.
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
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