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Please fuck him. And then let me tell her. And then let me protect you from the knife she pulls from her Ed Hardy purse. Please.
She just took the bottle of jager to the bathroom and locked the door. Now I hear the water running..if the house floods she's paying for it
Selling Girl Scout Cookies outside bars for higher than retail value has got to be the most profitable idea. Ever.
Make sure you take the apple pie out of your pocket before you pass out.
He had to carry me to the car. But then sat with me and waited for me to sober up enough to have sex. He's a keeper.
Pre-chapter meeting quote: "Why is there a bun literally taped to the shelf? That doesn't even make sense when you're drunk, who does that?"
Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
What is more embarrassing, shitting yourself in Mexico or having sex in a forest preserve with a 19 yr old? This is crucial research.
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
Despite breaking my phone, thumb, and my dignity, last night was pretty good.
YOU CANT JUST BLOW GUYS BC THEY’RE NICE TO YOU LEXI
I CAN IF I WANT TO
I have 4 more smokes and 6 more beers to go before I make a life changing decision like that.
It occurred to me today, whilst I was on the phone to boyfriend number 1, whilst in the car with boyfriend number 2 who was dropping me at the shops to meet boyfriend number 3 to help me buy a present for boyfriend number 4 that I should be having much more sex than I am.
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