why do married chicks ALWAYS cry after?
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
They left shortly after you claimed the dirty rug as your mattress and began alternating between singing "Dayman" and "Nightman"
You turned to me, asked if I was having fun yet, and then threw up onto my jeans. Thanks for the awesome first time partying experience
He's been grabbing my ass as a greeting since 2004, sex was overdue
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
Ummm I just broke my no puke streak at church
She asked me to go inside, make myself a drink and slip into something a little more naked.
How can I not totally like a guy that told me my boobs were too big for me to be taught how to play golf?
My favorite bartender added me on Facebook. Now he can clearly see how under 21 I am
I'm drunk, we're losing, and I'm in the visitors stands. This is about to get ugly.
Last time we talked he was trying to sext me but he was including pictures of fruit
Just witnessed a fat waitress doing whipits in the back of a waffle house.. my life seems a little brighter..
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
Slept at my ex's best friends house while my ex was locked out and I walked by him sleeping in his car this am
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