i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
You left half a beer on someones car and claimed it was a second day of hanakuh gift
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
The hot guy sitting next to me in the lib is reading a book called "Impersonal sex in public places." How wrong would it be to give him my number when I bounce?
I sexy timed too hard and there is an ass shaped piece of a ping pong table now missing bc of it. How am I allowed to leave the house without a helmet?
So update from last night: I made friends with a coke dealer, I tore the card scanner off the wall of my dorm, and I passed out on our bathroom counter with my head in the sink.
Well I'm currently debating between getting toilet paper or getting my eyebrows waxed so... There's that
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
Only he would come to a strip club and talk about an internship with Walt Disney during a lap dance.
I passed out in all my clothes. like my purse too..and with a cup of water next to me..and my last tweet last night was "Bye."
Putting Chia seeds in beer makes it ok for my diet, right?
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