She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
mom just called and i was mid bong hit but i answered anyways coughing and sounding rough she the apologized for waking her little angel up. its 2PM
She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
I can't get a boner in the bathroom of a buffet.
He went into the alley to piss and came back a minute later with a case of Bud Select. I'm speechless.
Put you drinking hat aside for Tuesday. My buddy is bartending!
I just puked in my drinking hat.
I've already reverted to sweat pants. And lonely drinking.
I'm now drinking beer through a straw. By order of the bartender.
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
Can you bring me a corn dog or something shaped like one?
You are cordially invited to the annual finals week stress relief drinking binge at our manor this evening
Haha idk you were stealing pizza dough at dominos
And he kept lifting up his shirt every few minutes to check if his nipples were still there
I’ve gone two rounds already this morning and I’m ready for a third. The moon is in the house of sluticus hornius.
Even after hearing me fuck his friend twice in one night, he still follows me around like a puppy.
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