Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
dude, the summer is killing me. i just woke up cause my balls were stuck to HER leg!
ugh. my soul tastes like vodka
I'm not a creep or anything, just a lost soul looking for a good lay
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
I've started grabbing my boobs in front of my lesbian philosophy professor so she'll give me a better grade. It's working...
After Thursday my breakup "don't screw anybody out of respect" month will be over and I will be set loose. My pussy is purring with anticipation.
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
I have a new philosophy. Fuck wearing bras, it's summertime.
Trust me that one dick you don't want. It's like a whale... That's swam too many oceans...
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
I am going to piss jack daniels before daylight.
Daylight. It is daylight. Who will give you a ride back?
I hope no one. I want to walk and have a bus hit me.
idk what happened last night but i just wokeup with nothing on but a necklace...what is this, the fucking titanic?
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
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