you convinced the bartender to un-cut you off by letting him touch your boobs whenever you ordered a drink.
Just gave my manager part of my viccodin stash-my job is basically secured forever.
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
She really is something else.
Words cannot describe what though. The best way to describe her is to say it like watching a bear and a whale have sex. You don't know why it's happening or how. But it's rather funny and you can't look away.
Well we were going to compare notes, but all I could remember was throwing up, and all she could remember was kissing, so then we decided to not compare anything.
What did he say?
NOTHING. GODDAMN HIM AND HIS MAGICAL PENIS!
We walked in and someone handed her an unopened bottle of jack with her name on it. She's like a drunken celebrity.
We really gotta change brands again because 2-ply is making us feel like the celebrities we aren't.
We hooked up for a while and on his way out he high fived me and said "stay weird"
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
We're gonna have to check the security cameras after last night
The ass gains better be worth it
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