Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
I can't wait to get all this Makers out of my shoe.
I can't. He's too cute and my tongue is too long.
Youre at medical school. Im eating raw cookie dough, pickles, and orange juice. Naked. On a monday afternoon. I clearly make better life choices than you.
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
Just spent the equivalent of my life savings in the liquor store. This is going to be a good weekend
i want to pour hot gravy all over you in bed
Except if I'm having sex. In which case you're in the bed with us or out of the room. No halfsie participation.
Pretty sure the shower sex fucked up my hip alignment... im walking like im 104 today
I decided I was tough enough to wax my bikini area myself. Long story short, I'll be drunk when you get home
If I had a mugshot, I would totally use it as my main picture on Tinder, just to keep it interesting.
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
An old Grimace plushie came to life and gave me a pretty knife. I'm never doing acid again.
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