what the fuck were we smoking when we had a conversation about how my brother would be so proud if i fucked an orange alien?!?
Congratulations on your moose knuckle.
Thank you. Really, it was an honor just being nominated.
Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE
Someone sharpied 'shit show' on my tits. Someone with excellent penmanship
i got a mint flavored condom from wellness day...im kind of tempted to taste it
not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
did i call you last night crying about tacos and the royal wedding again?
Finally put clothes on I've been laying naked in the bed for approximately 4 hours since I showered and by showered I mean when I laid down in the bathtub with the shower on
Ive made peace with the fact that i will accomplish nothing except liver damage today
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
I think that's the first time Navy dress blues and a Ninja Turtles onesie have been involved in the same makeout.
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
I don't know what's worse the fact that I woke up with a clit piercing or the fact that I didn't pay for it.
we thought it would be safer to lock you in the car alone downtown than take you back home to pass out
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