I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
ttyl tear gas
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
Did i actually sleep there? Or did i just get sand everywhere?
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
what's the proper way to say, "I'm sorry for puking on you and your bed mid hook up then going downstairs and fucking your roommate because you locked me out of your room completely naked...?"
If we can put a man on the moon, I'm sure we can turn a pringles can into a bong.
sometimes you just gotta eat tacobell at 2am and cry all your feelings out
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
My mom just busted me rolling a blunt on her bathroom counter. ...all she said was fuck it it's Christmas
We knew it was an interesting night when we found my thong wrapped around a chocolate chip muffin in the fridge.
I was trying to be good but he showed up with dinner and wine and I exploded. Like a bomb. A dirty, sexy bomb
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