David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
How is it that lesbians won't hit on me at a gay club, but they'll hit on me every time I go to Walmart?
We waited til after. Not even drunk sex felt right during a Disney movie.
Family bonfire. I just discovered my cousin drank an entire bottle of champagne at the age of 7. I just got showed up.
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
my vagina hasn't met your boyfriend yet ... makes me sad
I knew this night was headed for bad when I was drinking cherry bombs out of a sippy cup in the shower
I just got caught impersonating a t-Rex by my boss. Sadly he wasn't fazed by my behavior and acted like it was normal.
Blow job season was short but glorious.
Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
Within the first 2 minutes of this morning, I found out the Lions lost on last play, and Scott Weiland died. I wont be in today.
It's not a walk of shame if you run
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
Randomize
