so he went down on me and i thought i heard him say "you're smelly" to my vagina
i got awkward and finally asked him what he said
he actually said "you want some dick?" to my vagina. which is worse? either way he's talking to it
my friend asked What a UTI was in front of everyone, letts just say his girlfriend was a lil pissed
I just met the 30 percent of the population with an STD
Charging the asians next door to us $5 a page to print their final papers because theirs broke. Bars close in 2 hours, lets go
i caught the condom in my mouth.. dont ask me how
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
And if it was a miscarriage you should figure out whose it was. He must be an alphamale for his offspring to sustain life this long in the amusement park that is your body
he tried to do a one handed cartwheel to showoff but knocked himself out cold. fuckin jagerbombs will kill that man.
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
Sometimes I really think that if... When your stoned you have a catlike ability to just relax in any position
You were trust falling into bushes
I've seriously never been more thankful for marijuana and my resting bitchface.
Give it up bro. I’m not wearing pants or a bra and only an act of god could change that
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