covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
don't wear any deodorant. we have to do everything we can to sabotage this wedding
They just gave us root beer floats. I guess I won't quit my job today.
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
Yeah, well I just made $600 while taking a shut cause two diff clients called while I was in here. Tell me being a lawyer doesn't kick ass.
I found the bottle of ketchup and sobe you tried to hide in the middle of the lawn last night
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
So we have also come to the conclusion that slam piece Saturday's are the appropriate follow ups to find a husband Fridays
All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
she said she doesn't remember seeing me at all last night. ...I was with her for six hours, there's no way she could have been blackout the whole time
sorry bout the carpet, but you DID call it "blackout punch" not "don't vom on my floor punch"
I just walked across town, stoned off my ass and barefoot in 35 degree weather for him to bust five mins in and then apologize 13 times as I got dressed.
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
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