So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
I'm sitting by the window waiting for the sun to go down so that I can start drinking.
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
she was puking red wine out the car window, telling me about how shes joining weight watchers tomorrow, not okay.
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
Yeah I ended up covered in the mud by the end, in a lady bug golf cart that was blasting jazz music with a dead phone
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
He's pretending to be my boyfriend so that my family won't bother us when we sneak off to smoke weed
I have no idea what to do with myself since we graduated.
I've just been napping and sexting all day.
Plus my parents would be pissed if I spent Thanksgiving in jail... again.
I might be a bit late, couldn't find my pants and had to go to the police station. Unrelated
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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