okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
he got his own cum in his own eye. TWICE. how do you make that mistake again?
I'm scared. I feel like she's my mom and she just walked in on me having sex. Like she's "disappointed"
We walked in and found his glass coffee table broken and you in the bathroom throwing up saying "What a bad first impression."
and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
im proctoring the SATs right now and im still drunk from last night. i really wanna tell these kids that this fucking test doest mean shit and they will just be constantly drunk once in college.
I hate that he uses me for something other than sex. What does he think I am? His girlfriend? Ha.
He came for an unexpected visit and let's just say I shattered his illusion that girls don't watch porn
also my alarm just went off. I am always amused at what time drunk me decides to wake up.
My ex's new girlfriends ex boyfriend is getting me my nipples pierced for Valentine's Day so who's the real winner here
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
I'm scrolling through our convo thread and all we talk about is pizza, alcohol & dick with the occasional "I miss you" thrown in.
Also you know what's irritating? When the guy you're sleeping with refuses to like any of your Instagram posts
How do I tell this guy that if he does not like the condoms at my apartment, he should bring his own without sounding like a sure thing?
Say it's BYOC night at the beach. And, you are a sure thing. Own it.
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
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