WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
She left me a voicemail too. It's just her moaning her name repeatedly
you made your own hammock out of a towel and duct tape.
Everytime I walk into a bathroom at school that I've taken a pregnancy test in I get a little bit nostalgic....
I am actually insulted by the long string of ugly, fat girls he hooked up with after me.
She crushed my hand with the box spring last time, so it's all good.
Walking in to my alcoholic Assessment meeting with a black eye = 40% awkward 60% awesome
I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
Just took acid. Wish me luck.
I worked out twice today and you're dropping acid. My life sucks.
My parents get here at 6 so I have to make it look like a sober virgin lives in my room by 5.
At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
Who's phone is in my pants and why did I wake up clutching a handle of vlad?
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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