I swear she didn't look like that last week.
i barfeds in our rink
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
So i guess i slapped the girl sitting next to me leg and said "You know what they say, got fat legs...you gotta fat BOX"
You just sat there and yelled "I JUST WANT TO RUB MY NIPPLES"
Ginormous penis in the breeze, cumming champagne showers into your eye
scratch that I can tell you where she is shes drunk on a beach somewhere being a penis slayer
I am going to tweet NASA until they put me into space
Those rocketship riding assholes need the common man
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
I have a corndog on my dresser and a trashcan of puke. Thanks for a great night!
I went to an 8am hookup in another guys sweatpants. Who is the really player here?
THERE IS A VERY SMALL CHILD YELLING OUTSIDE OF MY DOOR. THE NEXT TIME YOU TELL ME YOUR TOO BIG FOR A CONDOM I'M GOING TO PUNCH YOU IN THE DICK.
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
Can I just go naked and covered in glitter?
her idea of a romantic time is a bottle of jager, some Guacamole and chips.
can't go wrong with guac.
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