She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
phil was outside the bar last night, sitting on the ground playing songs on a guitar hero guitar to people walking by for money...best version of free bird ever
i'm making a list of conversation topics in my blackberry so the ride won't be so awkward
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
When the officer tried to stop you, you just shouted your name in his face. repeatedly.
There's something really special about 3:00 in the afternoon drunk that just can't be duplicated at any other time of day.
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
I told him he wasn't aloud to one word text me. Unless that one word was threesome
I can assure you I didn't go home with a girl, because I woke up on someone's porch
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
And how about the fact that the first time i really truly looked at a guy's dick was in my car. MY CAR. GODDAMNIT!!!
Her cat was breathing in my ear all night, like that kid from Hey Arnold.
What conversation warrents "penis" in rainbow comic sans
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
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