I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
I Never golf you the sypdu of andrew. The one o will marry. The one j plwgded my last breath up. The one I pledged everything I live forbworh to. I love him more than life itself
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
I passed out with my wizard stick taped to my hands and got woken up being poked with a St. Bernard
After Madison dropped a bottle of full vodka an it shattered on the floor, it was quiet for literally 3 min straight and then drew said "the booze gods have spoken"
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
My therapist thinks I shld paint u something to show u my appreciation 4 ur friendship. 1) she must think I'm rite on the brink of no friends 2) this is real
I thought my life was going to shit but then I read about Amanda Bynes and I realize it's not so bad
Wanna play whack-a-mole in my pants?
Your word choices worry me.
She told me she loved my new hairstyle. I told her its called head head.
So my mom wants to hear about my weekend. How do I make licking cupcake frosting off your face while high not sound like just that?
He was referring to me as "Teenage Dream" the whole night
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
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