your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
I hate thxgiving break now because that totally means I'm not able to have sex for a week.
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
it's so much work when my dad takes my car to get fixed, i had to take out the bottles, condoms, and my pipe
Get your ass over here, we're drinking Patron and watching My Little Pony. Patron and Ponies, do you copy?!
the most romantic thing he could do for me right now would be to throw himself into traffic
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
were facing impending death from north korea and were sitting here snorting tylenol to get high.....where did our lives go wrong?
Isn't it my whole life blown into this perfect spoon shaped piece of melted and artificially colored sand?
Wow.
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
There are no female cereal mascots. I just realized that in my drunken state... So sexist...
Ugh I feel like I just got hit by a big giant sex bus.
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
I'm a peeled potato compared to her. I'm a peeled potato compared to anyone. I'm a peeled potato.
Are you high?
I'd rather plunge my eyes out than acknowledge being related to either of my brothers
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