She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
I'm so high that a hulu ad convinced me to go on healthybaby.com
she told me i should dip my dick in chocolate and then let her blow me since it was her 2 favorite things. weird or my new valentine for this year?
Say it nicely.
Fine. I want to lovingly bend you over and lovingly fuck the shit out of you. Happy?
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
Why didn't I see you last night!?
We made out like 4 times....I think I saw you.
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
Somehow my drug dealer is stuck in my air-vent and now everything smells like patchouli, weed, deoderant and sweat.
WHO GIVES HANDJOBS AT 8 IN THE FUCKING MORNING
I never said it was inaccurate, I said I hate you.
The kitchen also doubles as a screaming room after midnight as long as you have something to muffle the sound
Twas still the Saturday before Christmas \nAnd it’s still fucking snowing\nAnd Steve wished he slowed down \nOn all the fucking drinking
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
He fucked me so hard my contacts fell out! Didnt know that was possible.
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