True but thats because hes a fetus.
Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
What happened last night?
You soiled yourself again and told everybody that you'd given birth.
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
i ordered 12 mcnuggets at mcdonalds and ended up getting 20. for free. miracles really do happen when your high.
She just passive-aggressively stripped in the kitchen while humming the theme to Doug.
How do I enter a double puke and rally into my calorie counter?
Also, there's the possibility of falling 5 feet to your death to make it more exciting
In which case I will yell FIVE SECOND RULE and continue to slam you
I found your dog. Now we are bros, so he is staying. Don't call, don't make it weird.
Basically all I do anymore is get stoned with my cats, and then we share goldfish.
I was just seen throwin up on the bookstore building near a trashcan by parents. Naturally I throw a thumbs up and say go college
I just realized u compared me to a coconut
Now all my porn is stored in my parents’ basement. It’s like a part of my soul is boxed up
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