I asked my mom, she said yes...but you have to shower with grandpa.
I am about to get in a knife fight over a corn dog.
Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
she read insantiy as in-nast-tit-ty and asked what the hell does that mean...
I was so drunk that I didn't realize he was staying at the Waldorf. I walk of shamed the Astoria, do you even know what this means?
She just gave me a free latte.
Correction. She just have you a frothy, creamy path to that vagina.
I had 800 mg of ibuprofen 2 b vitamins and I'm pounding water like I'm trying to win a hazing
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
just gonna show up naked this time. that way i dont have to worry about finding my clothes tomorrow
Because guys aren't supposed to cry. Especially when it's over a dude singing a Christmas carol.
At least I made out with him before he made out with that dog...
I think I may have just hit a new slutty low! ..... Just purchased the Costco pack of condoms... $9.99/48 pack = amazing deal! The judgement when I bust out the value pack = priceless!!!
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
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