did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
i love rice pilaf. whoever invented that i would give them a hug.
he needs to stop telling all his friends what my queefs sound like. its getting awkward to be around people who can quote my vagina.
do girls know yet that the best boners are in the morning?
clearly I should have checked to see if he was an NRA member before I went back to his house and woke up in Heston's haven.
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
there's chicken and sequins in our bathroom sink. part of me almost wants to know what happened
Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend. I woke up at 7 this morning to drive your mistake home because you wouldn't get up.
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
There's a 35% chance I'm still residually drunk from last night.
And you say you're not good with numbers...
crossing my fingers that hitting golf balls off my pourch was a dream and not something that actaculy happened
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
Remember that girl that we found passed out in the dorm study room under a pile of money and jimmy johns wrappers? She's standing right on front of me.
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
Randomize
