She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
Fuck the gym. I just shaved m'cooch and my pants now fit looser.... Dont judge me.
official worst smell ever. a used condom that has gone through the dryer.
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
I'm walking down the street with a Starbucks in one hand and a flask in the other. People seem to have a staring problem
You guys better make it up to the cabin in time for mud wrestling on Saturday. I'm not kidding. You know when I joke, and now is not one of those times.
You are literally throwing a tangerine right now. Beer pong is not played this way
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
I mean, I thought you would respect me for turning your life around for the better. It seems just yesterday that I found you in a ditch with a cock in your mouth.
Wanna shave the hair on my back? If you're offended I was joking, if not I'll bring booze and maybe you can do other regions too.
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
went out to hit golf balls, ended up doing splits at the bar. you're a bad influence.
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
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