I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
At least I cut out the pieces of your hair where I braided gum into it last night. Thank me later.
The sex was so good I went temporarily numb. Slightly embarrassing when she pointed out I was kissing my own arm.
I'm in a bed full of sand, and also just took my contacts out. Whatever happened yesterday was great, I think.
I took my exam the next day still drunk and failed, but I kno for a fact that I filled in the bubbles for my name perfectly
I just pictured ballsacks being shoveled into the furnace of the Titanic.
Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
I'm home alone drinking wine, so high, scrubbing my house down... This is what my thirsty thursday has become
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
Please ask me to tell you about the time I watched two of my friends chase my drunk roommate with a broken foot around downtown
Like I actually don't feel all that great but the fact that I'm not projectile vomiting at work makes life seem so magical
A little, yeah. We were stealing firewood from the neighbors (drunk), and figured it would be 10 times harder to be angry with us if we got caught if we were naked, and 100% more hilarious.
I think I'm still high. And I definitely still smell like lobster, so there's that
Which one have i been cheating ON and which one have i been cheating WITH if i met them the same night & have been dividing time equally?
Randomize
