Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
I just hope my dad was drunk enough to not remember the whole convo we had about anal.
Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
Eliza got arrested. What's the protocol on eating an arrested person's sandwich?
i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
I'm deleting all the photos of dicks off my phone. This relationship could be serious
Using Michelob Ultra as champagne.
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
So, no matter what happens today, hold on to this. At least you're not naked under your ex husband's trench coat being stopped by the police who also work with your ex husband. Long story. Actually, not a long story. That's it.
Any chance the bar is open now? Also who's wedding is this?
She just walked out of her bedroom naked and asked me to help put her diaper on. Yeah, that pretty much sums up the last 24 hours...
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
I should not be able to sum up my life with a taco brand motto...
im gonna shove his purity ring down his throat
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
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