Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
she starting giving me head in the taxi..the driver told her to stop..she looked up, said "I'm the birthday girl", and kept on doing what she was doing.
I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
I'm really good at handling things like foreskin and speech impediments.
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
I'm covered in mustard and it looks like I nose dived in to barbed wire ??? Was last night that good?
I FEEL like I celebrated someone's 21st, but really I just celebrated Tuesday.
I'm pleased to know that your mom refers to me as "the ass piliager" now
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
I've been to his house multiple times since that night and I STILL can't find my bra. And he says the hot tub ate my thong.
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
Honestly it was like 3 AM and I only agreed to go to the strip club because I wanted chicken tenders
For future reference: bathtub full of cheeseburgers = win.
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