You don't get off work for this? I feel genuinely bad for you.
I'll have a beer when I get into the office. Yes, I hide beer in my work frige.
I know you are passed out now but when you wake up in the morning your keys are in the freezer and your probly gunna want to apologize to your gf...
Jerking off has been your answer to everything tonight.
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
we got plastered, then made lists of anything thats ever been in our vaginas
I know. Brad is upset because he was lower on the list than "that carrot stick"
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
Got back to find Sarah in her underwear eating peanut butter and watching Arrested Development with the thermostat at eighty.
We left the bar and you kept yelling "ONWARD SCION, TO GLORY!!"
Of course I fucked him. He's a professional beat boxer, his entire job is to do complicated shit with his tongue.
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
I love you, and I just washed my hair in my work sink with handsoap.
I think I just shit out all my problems.
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
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